Not sure if anyone even liked the first one, but here’s the second installment of I’m sorry notes: It’s Monday, and over the weekend I realized I owe a couple apologies…
I’m sorry, school, for wanting to get you over with as soon as possible so I could start the “real world.”
I’m sorry, 50 Shades, for saying you were the worst book ever. You’re probably, like, second or third worst.
I’m sorry, chickpeas, for thinking you were only capable of being garbanzo frito, sup falafel?
I’m sorry, stomach, for never listening to you when you say “stop eating.”
I’m sorry, Jonas Brothers, for thinking you were irrelevant and outdated.
I’ve changed my mind!!
who do you owe an apology to? cheers! patty