It’s Monday, and over the weekend I realized I owe a couple of apologies…
I’m sorry, blogging, for thinking you were just diaries for adults.
I’m sorry, guacamole, for not realizing today was your National Feast Day and not honoring you accordingly.
I’m sorry, shampoo, for never trusting that your instructions are as simple as “lather, rinse, repeat.”
I’m sorry, metabolism, for not taking advantage of your incredible speed when I was a child.
I’m sorry, world, but their, there, and they’re is really not hard, at all.
I’m sorry, tourists, for saying that I hate you all, I’m sure some of you are not total idiots.
you cannot just stop in the middle of the street though, YOU JUST CAN’T
stay indie, patty