Things I’ve learned to say in Italian: Part uno

  1. How do you say [blank] in Italian?
    • Come si diche ‘pun’ en l’italiano? ‘Gioco de parole,’ apparently.
  2. Table for one please (pause) Yes, for one.
    • Tavolo per uno per favore (pause) Si, per uno.
  3. No thank you, I don’t want a selfie stick.
    • No grazie, non voglio un selfie stick.
  4. Can I have another glass of wine please?
    • Posso avere un altro bicchiere di vino per favore?
  5. fuck boy.
    • ragazzo cazzo.
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