I’m sorry notes

It’s Monday, and over the weekend I realized I owe quite a bit of apologies. So if it’s ok with y’all, I’d like to air out my dirty laundry.

I’m sorry, loyal readers, for failing to write sorry notes last week.

I’m sorry, loyal readers, if you didn’t even notice and I just made things awkward.

I’m sorry, Monday, for saying you were the worst. Thanks to throwback Thursday, Thursday is now the worst day.

I’m sorry, mom, for that time I said I wish Meryl Streep was my mother.

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I’m sorry, me, that I cut our hair when we were 10 because I really wanted bangs.

don’t worry, I’ll soon owe more apologies. Xx patty

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I’m sorry notes

It’s Monday, and over the weekend I realized I owe quite a bit of apologies. So if it’s ok with y’all, I’d like to air out my dirty laundry.

I’m sorry, peanut butter, for listening to my grandmother for five years when she said you were bad for me.74f3ce362cf180a8c700975d2bc4e280I’m sorry, chunky peanut butter, that I didn’t give you a chance until this year.

I’m sorry, Patties, but the way you spell your name is stewpid.

I’m sorry, Brussels sprouts, for thinking you were disgusting, and for also thinking you were “brussel sprouts.”5772795098_e6bca02c01_zI’m sorry, readers, if I talk too much about food. 

until next monday! patty

I’m sorry notes

It’s Monday, and over the weekend I realized I owe quite a bit of apologies. So if it’s ok with y’all, I’d like to air out my dirty laundry.

I’m sorry, 5 loyal readers, if my last post was too mean, please don’t leave me.

I’m sorry, pumpkins, for once thinking you were just for decoration.

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I’m sorry, former babysitters, if I was ever a terror. Trust me, I’m paying for it now.

I’m sorry, Jerusalem cruisers, for not knowing you were actually called birkenstocks.

I’m sorry, Chalie Brown, that you experienced balding at such an early age. charlie-brown

that’s it for this week, until next monday! patty

I’m sorry notes

It’s Monday, and over the weekend I realized I owe quite a bit of apologies. So if it’s ok with y’all, I’d like to air out my dirty laundry.

I’m sorry, brunch, for thinking you were just simply a meal in place of breakfast and lunch. 20130923-214050.jpghuevos rancheros, the holy grail of brunch items

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I’m sorry, Delaware, for being unimpressed when my bus back to NYC passed the “Welcome to Delaware” sign.

I’m sorry, me, for being a disgrace to us and not owning a TV in my apartment.

I’m sorry, humanity, that I watched an episode of Hannah Montana once and may have given Miley money.

I’m sorry, Pinterest, for thinking you were only for recipes and outfit ideas.

20130923-220339.jpgI’m sure theres more, but they’ll have to wait until next monday. xo, patty

I’m sorry notes

Every Friday on Late Night, Jimmy Fallon shares his thank you notes. The hilarious weekly segment inspired me to start my own  version aptly titled “I’m sorry notes.” Hopefully this is the first edition of many! Cue the sorry music…

I’m sorry, hummus, for only realizing your deliciousness eight months ago.

I’m sorry, naps, for not giving you the respect you deserved when I was a child.

I’m sorry, oatmeal, for previously thinking you were cereals boring and ugly cousin.

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I’m sorry, water, for getting very angry in fifth grade with the ending of A Search for Delicious that said you were the definition of delicious.

I’m sorry, books, for killing you and breaking you apart for the sake of decorating my apartment.

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I’m sorry, haas avocados, for always misjudging your ripeness and in turn throwing you away.

to whom or what are you guys sorry?? happy labor day! -P